How does an NFL player catch a fish? By tackling it.
What do you call a dumb doorman? A doorbell.
When you go on an instadate with a waitress it’s called take out.
What do you call a target audience? A Bullseye.
I heard you have to have perky nips to work at Starbucks.
Design your own future become an interior designer.
Why does the moving truck never show up? Because it doesn’t know how to stop.