It’s hard to think outside the box when you’re living in one.
When people see a shooting star in Surrey they’re worried it’s going to hit them.
Money in Canada isn’t backed by gold it’s backed by the oil industry. It’s made of plastic.
What do smokers call traveling on BC Ferries? A Smoke Break.
What are pillow fights called in Vancouver’s Eastside? Bed bug fights.
Who needs to buy a new umbrella when you have Translink Lost and Found?
Why do stupid people even hire real estate agents? Houses sell by themselves in Vancouver.