If you write Trump jokes, please stop. He makes enough of them himself.
I’ve always wanted to be a Hollywood star so I’m going to staple my body to the Hollywood sign doing a snow angel.
What does Donald Trump call his hairstyle? The President.
Invasive plants are now on the USA’s terrorist watchlist.
The USA is getting ready to prepare itself for a new emerging threat in the world. Thumb Wrestling Wars.
Rivers are overflowing in the USA because the fish are obese.
Canadians are too modest to enjoy their own culture. So they’ve allowed the USA to replace it with theirs.