On April Fools Day the new car smell smells like shit.
What do you call wooden cars? Trees on wheels.
When you drive the shit out of your car it leaves skid marks.
I don’t drive, so my carbon footprint is small. About the size of my two feet.
When I’m at a stop light I keep going because I don’t let lights tell me what to do.
I want to drive a ford mustang so old, it’s still a horse.
Vancouver City Council is opening an HOV bike Lane for people riding on tandem bikes.