Passing gas is a stinky person that walks by.
When someone shits themselves they’re playing hide and go seek with people’s noses.
A guy down the street today called me a nice asshole after I mooned him.
When someone farts they are tooting their own horn.
Some kids start beeping when going to the bathroom to pretend the back door is a dump truck.
Whenever I see a bum sitting on the street I pull my pants down and do the same thing.
If you write your morning pages going to the bathroom they’re called pooping pages.