When there is a shooting in a Surrey neighborhood, it’s not breaking news. We already know.
When people see a shooting star in Surrey they’re worried it’s going to hit them.
In Surrey shooting stars are called flying bullets.
Translink just cancelled plans for future transit growth in Surrey. They said the mayor should ask the residents to start stealing cars instead.
What’s a drug addicts favorite Metro Vancouver city? White rock.
I want to start a home-based business called Surrey Chemicals producing Methamphetamine.
When I bring a Surrey girl home from the bar I like to give her a bath because I don’t know how dirty she is.