What do you call a funny guy with bags under his eyes? A Tired Comedian.
What do you call Swiss cheese? A mouse bunk bed.
My belly button makes so much lint that I wasn’t sure what to do with it. So I use it for bedroom pillows.
I have organic bed sheets. Now my dreams will be pesticide free.
Did you hear about the guy who earned a fortune on his bed? He did it laying down.
When your sex life has bounce, so does your mattress.
The most comfortable way to end your life is to lay in bed and sleep it away.