Do you know why cats scratch at the door when they get home? Because you can’t hear them knock.
I’m adopting a perky dog from the local animal shelter. I’m naming him Mr. Coffee Beans.
When a cat gives me love bites I fall in love with felines.
What’s a cat’s favorite place to sleep? In a knapsack.
I don’t know why some people call cat’s a pussy. I guess they’ve never seen a cat fight.
I don’t know what to do when a dog starts humping my leg so I do martial arts on him.
What do people think when they see a cute dog? Is he going to hump my leg?