I have a thick skin because it’s covered in crude oil.
Some people use makeup to hide personality flaws but we can still see right through them.
People think I’m a Ventriloquist because I talk like I’m speaking out of my ass.
Egotists think when they die the world ends.
I can’t believe how stupid some people are. Myself, included.
When you have a great conversation with an arsonist, it’s on fire.
Some people call me fake. Well, I’d be myself but then nobody would like me.