When someone is all ears they don’t have much to say.
When a couch potato doesn’t get enough sleep he wakes up with bags of potatoes under his eyes.
Someone that espouses capitalist ideology is called a profit.
I joined a quitting group once but we couldn’t do it. We were procrastinators.
That smile looks peculiarly familiar. Like everyone else’s!
When you’re a top you date assholes.
What do you call a vegan that’s scared to cross the road? A Chicken.