When headphones sound tinny they’re soda pop cans.
What does an audiophile call her breasts? Tweeters.
My rapper name is Shredded Lettuce because people want to cut me up into pieces after hearing me spit rhymes.
I think people who listen to death metal have hearing that is suicidal. Because that’s what’s going to be killed when they listen to it.
If you don’t wear ear plugs at concerts, your favorite music becomes ringing ears.