I know a guy that doesn’t pull his weight in the relationship because the woman is stronger then he is. He’s a light weight.
Where do photographers make love? In a darkroom.
I never want money to ruin my relationships. So, I make sure I’m always broke.
Take my wife please, I’m boyfriend material.
What do some police officers call their husbands and wives? Their partner in crime.
They say you’re supposed to spend three months salary on a wedding ring for your girlfriend. But, I’m still trying to find a job that will keep me that long.
I don’t understand why guys ask for a woman’s hand in marriage. Don’t you want the rest of her body too?