The only people I ever get crushes on are married women and that’s why I’m a 41 year old virgin. I beat the movie by one year.
Sometimes I like to stick my head in a bird house just to see how they make love.
I still have crushes on all the women I’ve ever dated.
You tie my heart into a cinnamon knot.
The only reason I want to donate blood is to share a gift from my heart.
When a South Korean finds their soul mate, they have a Seoul to Seoul connection.
Once you take the I out of I love you, you love them as much as anyone else.