My ears aren’t perfect because each of them are on the wrong side of the head.
I can’t swim in the ocean because I’m allergic to seafood.
Dementia is about living life in the moment.
My teeth have sensitive feelings that’s why I use a soft toothbrush.
The doctors say the reason I have floaters is genetic, but I think it’s cause I keep rinsing my contact lenses in Dr. Pepper.
Some say cigarettes kill, but they actually burn.
What are Canadian Blood Services employees called? Mosquitoes.