The fat pigeons on Granville Island are really living up to the pig in their name.
I once joined a gang of seagulls. We would swoop in and steal peoples food while I pooped on their heads.
I was on Granville Island today and a seagull tried to steal my food, so I pulled it away. He came back a second time and pooped all over it.
I remember the first time I had a bird go to the bathroom on my head. I was so furious that I chased it down and after I caught him, I pooped on his head too.
I will never eat outside on Granville Island again. I had to buy two meals today because a bird shit on the first one. He was working for the restaurant I bought it from.