If you’re having a great day and the crosswalk signal says walk, you should dance.
I’ve been doing the grouse grind lately and my time keeps getting better. Now it only takes me three days.
I got a new bike to help me get around town. Too bad it’s an exercise bike.
My family doctor told me that I can’t swim in the ocean anymore because I’m allergic to seafood.
When I see someone with a flat bum I think to myself, “They must have worked their ass off at the gym.”