When someone is almost an asshole they’re a Perineum.
A fake person has faked it until they made it.
In Canada, erupting into road rage is called “Losing your timbits.”
Most people donate their blood to Canadian Blood Services but I donate my blood to mosquitoes.
I talk so much that my own mouth wants me to shut up.
When you bend over backwards too much for someone, your head lands up your ass.
My forehead is so high that it sits in the clouds. Oh wait, that’s my ego.