When you have an ax to grind you have an ax to throw.
When you only think bad thoughts it’s a thought spiral.
What is the fetal position called when you’re in pain? A Pile of Poo.
I got over my fear of flying by closing my eyes.
What happens when someone swallows a Tide pod then acts really agitated? They wash their clothes.
I talk so much that my own mouth wants me to shut up.
I’m shy, so I hide behind my prescription eyeglasses.