When you get a bright idea it lasts longer now because it’s an LED.
Do you what notebooks are only good for? Measuring out lines of drugs.
The Shadow art installation at UBC doesn’t even look like a tree, but an oil spill.
I wish all board games came with IKEA instructions. The same goes for addicted board gamers, I can’t understand them.
I had a psychic reading done once. She told me that if I don’t ever lose my virginity that I will have blue balls that glow in the dark.
Our public school system is so broke that starving teachers have to go to Staples to steal school supplies.
Poor students are protesting their tuition increase from the government by refusing to eat their daily diet of Kraft Dinner.