I’m adopting a perky dog from the local animal shelter. I’m naming him Mr. Coffee Beans.
What’s the most popular sexual position in the Year of the Dog? Dry humping legs.
I find people that find my jokes funny aren’t people at all but peoples pets. My jokes can get dogs howling.
What is it called when a dog pisses on your photographs? Watermarking.
I just saw the smallest Dachshund ever. The owner was carrying it in a hot dog bun.