My dentist has her own office now, she’s no longer operating from the back of her parents car. I hope she graduates kindergarten soon.
My teeth have sensitive feelings, that’s why I use a soft toothbrush.
My dentist just gave me a million dollar smile because that’s how much he charged me. I’m indebted to him for the rest of my life.
My dentist took so many photographs of my teeth today that they felt like instant celebrities.
I think there’s something wrong with my dentist because when he searches for cavities he starts with my bum. He said he found a mouth full. Maybe that’s because his head was stuck up my ass.