I think dead people should be buried in sleeping bags because they’re never going to wake up.
When we die we’re going to live forever on the internet. Its called Ghost in the Cloud.
When a hairstylist dies: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow.
I had a great time catching up with an old friend today while I was digging him out of his grave.
I like to crash funerals because I want to deepen my depression.
My legs are so pale, it looks like they just saw a ghost.
Promoting texting and driving is how the world will knock off dumb people.