I think dead people should be buried in sleeping bags because they’re never going to wake up.
When we die we’re going to live forever on the internet. Its called Ghost in the Cloud.
When a hairstylist dies: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow.
When a seamstress is on her deathbed, she is hanging by a thread.
I once had dandruff so bad, I thought I was dying in an avalanche.
My legs are so pale, it looks like they just saw a ghost.
The most comfortable way to end your life is to lay in bed and sleep it away.