I think dead people should be buried in sleeping bags because they’re never going to wake up.
I accidentally dropped a condom in the casket at my Grandmother’s funeral. One of my Uncles said she must be preparing to get lucky with god.
I like to crash funerals because I want to deepen my depression.
My legs are so pale, it looks like they just saw a ghost.
John Doe is just a dead guy who slept with a hell of a lot of prostitutes.
I wish people would start treating dead people with respect and stop treating them like dirt.