Time travelers are never accountable for their actions because they always disappear.
Did you hear about the woman that wants to eliminate the word man? She wants to be known as a Wo.
Farewell message from a CEO that just passed away: “I’ve climbed the corporate ladder and now it’s time to become God!”
What do humans send into outer space trying to contact intelligent life? An invitation to join Mensa.
What message do humans send into outer space trying to contact alien life? “Hey! We’re over here! Come invade us!”
Conspiracy theorists said the Mayan calendar predicted the end of the world in 2012 and now they’re saying the human population will have perfect eyesight in 20/20.
What do you call an astronaut that lied about going to outer space? An Actornaut.