Anyone wanna hear a bad joke? I know 1,000 of them. I wrote them myself.
Sometimes I like to trip over my feet just to start a fight with myself.
In the morning my jokes sound tired.
When a heckler heckles me on stage I tell them, “You’re in the wrong place if can’t you take a joke. Now stick it up your ass!”
What do you call a funny guy with bags under his eyes? A Tired Comedian.
When Brent Butt tells you who he is his surname moons you.
Whenever someone steals my jokes I become their ghostwriter.