What does Big Bird call his genitals? A Feather Duster.
When Brent Butt tells you who he is his surname moons you.
When the Jolly Green Giant is angry he spits peas and q’s.
Right before you die God gives you death threats; all you see is a flickering a light bulb. When it stays on, you’re dead.
When Cheech & Chong do a meet and greet it’s called a smoke and toke.
What does RuPaul keep getting arrested for? Drag Racing.
What is called when a billionaire pees on everything at home? Decorating with gold.