Did you know that if you keep a clove of garlic in your ear a Vampire will never try to bite you?
A Cannibal’s favourite meal is a runner’s body. But they can never catch them.
A Cannibal’s favourite past time is digging up fresh graves.
Cannibals like to eat people who can’t think for themselves because they’ll do anything they’re told.
When a cannibal asks you if you need a hand with something he’s going to give you someone else’s.
I’ve always wanted to start a carnivorous restaurant in a funeral home called Cadaver’s.
Cannibal’s have flesh eating disease.