Money in Canada isn’t backed by gold it’s backed by the oil industry. It’s made of plastic.
When Brent Butt tells you who he is his surname moons you.
What are Canadian Blood Services employees called? Mosquitoes.
In Canada, erupting into road rage is called “Losing your timbits.”
What is it called when a Canada Post employee goes above and beyond in their job? Pushing The Envelope.
Which bank does the New Democratic Party use? Tangerine.