Where do birds go when they’ve been bad? The Birdhouse (aka Jail)
Time flies when you’re a bird.
Sometimes I like to stick my head in a bird house just to see how they make love.
The fat pigeons on Granville Island are really living up to the pig in their name.
I’m a fan of bird watching because I think they’re one of the most beautiful creatures but I wish they’d stop using me as target practice.
Whenever a crow is flying above I always stop, drop and roll in case he tries to bomb me.
What do you call a chicken that walked into an electric fence? A fried chicken.