The breast time in life is when we are breastfeeding. It’s sad most of us forget that.
When a pregnant woman is really angry steam comes out of her nipples. That’s how steamed milk was first made.
I saw a pregnant woman in the hospital that looked like she was going to pop like a bag of microwaved popcorn so I put a bowl under her.
What do you call a baby without a diaper? A Shithead.
What do you spank a baby with? A baby spoon.
My mom refused to breast feed me when I was growing up. She said her nipples were always in pain because I would constantly bite them. What can I say, I’m a breast man!
When I was a baby I declared Jihad on my underpants.