A mosquito fainted while he was taking blood from me today. He must have been scared to death of me because he died right after.
I’m shy, so I hide behind my prescription eyeglasses.
I’m always nervous when I go to the bar alone so I buy a drink to hold for comfort but that gets expensive. So, now I’m bringing my baby blanket.
I know a guy that died of suspense because he was always wondering when he would pass away.
I’m too shy to talk to a woman at the bar so I mesmerize them with my stare, just like a peacock.