What kind of novels do Harlequin ducks write? Romance.
When you’re a polar bear you bearish your close friends because they’re few and far in between.
Were you a horse in your past life? Because you walk like you’re galloping.
I don’t know why some people call cat’s a pussy. I guess they’ve never seen a cat fight.
I don’t know what to do when a dog starts humping my leg so I do martial arts on him.
When you trick a sheep you pull the wool over their eyes. When you do it again they’ve been shaved of their thinking skills.
What do people think when they see a cute dog? Is he going to hump my leg?