When I go to the bar on the weekend my prescription glasses turn into beer goggles.
When a couch potato drinks too much alcohol he becomes mashed.
The thing I enjoy most about alcohol is that it gives you liquid courage to piss yourself.
What do you get when you party too hard in a dive bar? Scuba Goggles.
An Alcoholic is fully licensed to party.
As I get drunker on my birthday, my clothing slowly turns into a birthday suit.
I drank so much alcohol with my friends in Surrey last night that I passed out and woke up with a henna tattoo of a dick on my face.