Did you hear about the woman that wants to eliminate the word man? She wants to be known as a Wo.
What do you call a vegan in a coma? A Vegetable.
Take my wife please, I’m boyfriend material.
What do you look like when you wear caked-on makeup? A Cadaver.
When a BC Ferries idea doesn’t float it sinks.
The best part about being a drug sniffer dog is no one knows that you love to get high.
A nice sunburned ass can sure brighten the day. Except for theirs.