In which children’s nursery rhyme is Moe the most popular? Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe.
The best thing about being a time traveler is having all the time in the world.
When someone is all ears they don’t have much to say.
Do you know why cats scratch at the door when they get home? Because you can’t hear them knock.
“Mom, why is your milk so sour?”
“Son, because it’s past the best before date.”
When I go to the bar on the weekend my prescription glasses turn into beer goggles.
On April Fools Day the new car smell smells like shit.