My ears aren’t perfect because each of them are on the wrong side of the head.
In which children’s nursery rhyme is Moe the most popular? Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe.
The best thing about being a time traveler is having all the time in the world.
Every nervous system has anxiety.
When someone is all ears they’re not very thoughtful.
Do you know why cats scratch at the door when they get home? Because you can’t hear them knock.
Mom, why is your milk so sour?
Son, because it’s past the best before date.